"She was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized. Alone, she was self-contained, her tightly spinning magnetic energy oscillating around her. When in company, she had invisible tethers to everyone in the room: as they moved away, she pulled them in. She was a naval commander knowing the location of all her boats. She knew who was doing better than she was, what man she would care to seduce just to prove she could."

Steve Martin, An Object of Beauty (via caryrandolph)

(via slightlypretentious)

The Cougar Town Truth Gun Wars

panicman:

“Did you enjoy having her breast pressed against you?!”

“He told me he loved it.”

“Liar! Tell her I didn’t say that.”

“Only if someone tells me who put the vanity plates on my lights that say tiny eyes.”

“What are we doing?! Somebody tell me what we’re doing!”

“Guys. Stop it. That’s enough.”

“ELLIE’S STILL PACKING!”

Can never have too much of Ellie Torres. Or this show.

(Source: drogondracarys, via russiawithlove)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. 

- Olive Penderghast, Easy A (2010)